Microsoft Word Day

Similar to a "bad day," a Microsoft Word Day is caused by having to format something in Microsoft Word. After doing so, having a good day is pretty much impossible, so you might as well go back to bed.

Example 1:
I had to fix the page numbers in my thesis this morning and, an hour into it, I'm pretty sure today is going to be a Microsoft Word Day.

Example 2:
Student 1: Dude, why are you so grouchy today?

Student 2: I had to write a summary this morning and now I'm having a Microsoft Word Day.

by emeralddawn August 25, 2009

Microsoft

Someone who possesses a micro penis and it is usually difficult to get hard

I know why Bill gates created Microsoft he had to compensate for his Microsoft

by Yo i b makin words up September 25, 2016

Microsoft

A computer company named after Bill Gates's Penis.

Yeah man, did you hear about Microsoft?
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!

by Obsidian_Linguist September 26, 2017

Microsoft

A man with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to realize he was microsoft, effectively ruining the night.

by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019

Microsoft

A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself

John: Hey did you hear, the guy that made Microsoft has a microsoft penis
SERVER: Peter has left the chat
John: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad
SERVER: SERVER has left the chat
*Chat crashes because it's powered by Microsoft*

by maksym1000 July 3, 2019

Microsoft

A company filled with nazi's who make shitty bloated operating systems.

Windows 11 user: Why is this operating system so fucking shit.
Linux user: Because it's Microsoft

by I_Am_Addicted_To_Anime January 1, 2022

Microsoft excel

A useless piece of shit program. Nothing good comes out of excel. No but really, literally, nothing.

Die Microsoft excel.

by Eleesa77 July 11, 2016