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Kickass-o-meter

a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.

Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
by MaximumOverdrive March 28, 2009
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age-o-meter

age-o-meter:

the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it

formula:
let x = ur age

x/2+7=.....
"hey what age is to young for me man"
"use the age-o-meter man x/2+7=....."
by Mr Rightman March 22, 2011
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The Dank-O-Meter

The Dank-O-Meter is a Scale measuring the dankness of a certain amount of Marijuana
Dude... This kuch is at least a 9 out of 10 on The Dank-O-Meter
by dankoholic November 25, 2010
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Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.
by Bob Saget April 26, 2005
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fun-o-meter

the way you rate how much fun you're having with whatever you may doing at that moment
i am having so much fun chillin with my peeps that my fun-o-meter is going ding-ding-ding!!
by Deezee April 3, 2006
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100 Meter Dash

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most
You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter
by Chester Killer April 3, 2015
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