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Kuch is a term used to describe an uncordinated, goofy, dumb kid. A kuch is someone you look at and just know woild be horrible in bed. Usually a kuch is a virgin, which does not know what to do with a woman.
Matt is such a kuch, he has no coordination or rythm and would be so akward in bed.
Kuch by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017
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A hot cunt with a big as dick
“Kuch is too purr”
Kuch by Bul akol May 30, 2021
Kuchkuch - A stand-in for ‘thank you very much’.
“Here, I gave you some good game loot.”
“Aw, kuch-kuch, man.”
“What the fuck did you just say to me?”
Kuch-kuch by Binchy_Inchy December 30, 2020

Isaac Kuch

Isaac Kuch husband of the beautiful Allison.
Isaac Kuch by Getitgirl September 5, 2022

kuchisabishii 

When you’re not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely
Beta: Why are you eating so much?...
Alpha: kuchisabishii
kuchisabishii by Zaaca November 21, 2019

kuchikoo 

expression of immense affection.

if you were ever called a kuchikoo you should applaud yourself.

It also can be used to characterize someone as being very impressive, terrific, almost perfect.
I love you kuchikoo!
kuchikoo by Toxicangel March 10, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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