messy octopus

a very sloppy, intense orgy conducted between 8 people

last nights messy octopus was crazy, the feces still hasn't come off

by hamsterturd September 1, 2011

messy wedgie

A bullying move where a jock or cool guy first dumps something slimy into the victim's underwear before giving him a wedgie. Pudding, yogurt, applesauce, whipped cream, and other sticky food items are common, especially in a school environment where jocks would typically be giving them in the bathroom during lunch. The slimy substance actually makes the wedgie sting less, but what it doesn't bring in terms of pain it more than makes up for in humiliation and discomfort. Often given before something more insidious, like a chocolate swirlie or a buttshover, as the wedgie and the mess add to the discomfort and humiliation for the victim.

I didn't want my pudding at lunch and I was bored so I went in the bathroom and caught Johnny and gave him a messy atomic wedgie. It was chocolate pudding so when I pantsed him it looked like he shit himself, and I sent pictures to everyone. He had no way of cleaning off or changing clothes; luckily he's wearing jeans today and it didn't show through so I made him pull them back up and walk around with all the pudding in there for the rest of the day. We should definitely grab him after school and give him a chocolate swirlie - then he'll have chocolate up top AND down below, hahahahah!
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Nerd to his friend: I got a messy wedgie from the lacrosse bros today, they had so much leftover yogurt from their team breakfast and they put it all down my underwear and tortured me in the locker room the whole morning. They do this stuff to me every day, lots of wedgies and sometimes swirlies and it's sooooo gross, I just hope they don't give me a buttshover ever again!
Lax bro walking up smirking: What's that? You hope we give you a buttshover again? Well, guess we know what you're getting after gym class later!
Nerd: Please no!
Lax bro: Hell yeah loser! And don't even think about picking or cleaning that messy wedgie, or we'll have to have the whole team give you buttshovers!

by yikestbh September 22, 2017

Lionel Messi

The absolute GOAT of football, no one compares to him.

Jeff: Did you see Lionel Messi's game last night?
Dave: Yeah, he was a beast.

by man_city_fan February 22, 2022

messy sex

Messy sex is when you use a messy lubricant such as shit, butter, mud, etc. often as a fetish and for increased sexual experience

i love spraying whipped cream on her tits, pussy, and ass then licking if off after fucking her for messy sex

by jonny69fuck January 2, 2010

messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night

Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

messy harp

The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"

I finally picked up a chick and I messy harp'd her, Boy was she mad.

by Bobby105 September 10, 2007

messy pancake

The act of ejaculating on a womans stomach. First used by Dane Cook in his Rough Around the Edges Tour

"Sometimes I pull out and make a messy pancake on her stomach."

by D-Boy856 December 27, 2007