Mortatha

When you meet a lady for the first time and she is larger than expected.

"How did that date go the other night?"
"Okay, she had a nice heart but was a bit of a mortatha"

by Mortatha December 10, 2020

Mort

Those who are Morts are like you and me. They are all of us. They represent the best and worst of humanity. Loves their community, but sometimes controversial. A hard working free spirit with a strong sense of community. Loves lemonade.

When faced with adversity, find your inner mort.

Me, Mort and Mort are going to have lemonade now.

by LickyNickyOfficial September 17, 2021

petite mort

Little Death; Orgasm

After having sex, Mary had a petite mort.

by DebbieMaeSaunders April 19, 2015

Rust Mortgage

A "classic" car, motorbike, or boat that old farts purchase from one another under the auspices of fixing up and restoring, but is invariably neglected, and allowed to continue to deteriorate upon their own driveway or lot.

AKA junker Fixer Upper project car

"You heard Tim took over a Rust Mortgage? That thing's gonna sit in the grass until it turns to dust."

by PanfrySamurai September 4, 2018

Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021

Li morti toi

It's a typical expression used in Salento (Puglia). It stands for "your dead parents" and it can be used in different situations and in many ways.

-"Li morti toi, muoviti"
-"Dammi un attimo, sto arrivando"
-"Li morti toi, hurry up"
-"Give me one minute, I'm coming"

-"Li morti loro, abbiamo perso la partita"

-"Lo so, hanno barato sicuramente"
-"Li morti loto, we lost the game"

-"I know, the cheated for sure"

by Davide magni April 21, 2021

Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.

I would never do a Martini de la Mort.

by PingaPal June 16, 2017