shoot marshmallows

A gaming term for the weapon a player is using is extremely weak & unusable.

proscopez8348: "Dude, the Uzi is so weak! Does it shoot marshmallows?"
modhax1999: "Yeah, that gun sucks. Use a FAMAS."

by TwoEight0ne April 18, 2011

marshmallow

1. The action of putting a lit cigarette in someones eye
If you put a cigarette in someone's eye, the eye swells up similar to the way a marshmallow expands when it's heated.

Melissa, if you touch me one more time I'm gonna take this cigarette and give you a marshmallow.

by Mic Check July 20, 2008

Marshmallow Dick

A very pale, shaven penis with no veins and does not get red upon erection.

Brittani: "I would tottaly fuck malcom, I love his clean-cut marshmallow dick!

by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011

little marshmallow

A cute name for your boyfriend or girlfriend who acts like a little marshmallow

Hey little marshmallow

by Phröggy November 16, 2020

marshmallow porn

porn so softcore it barely even qualifies as porn.

"Dude, my mom just took my Playstation 'cuz she saw the DMC intro."
"DMC? Dude, anything by Ninja Theory is basically marshmallow porn."

by electromancerOmniscient October 25, 2015

Marshmallow Head

When your fluffy head is full of stupid.

"Dude, Brandon is such a Marshmallow Head"

by Marshmhello September 4, 2016

marshmallow your mum

Hey. Phil told you not to look it up on here! Leave now

I’m going to marshmallow your mum, Dan.

Don’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.

by Ava.1212 October 31, 2017