malacrew

a group of people who like anal sex, and those who perform such acts. the malacrew is led by malakee, whose anus has been ripped open many times before by bucky, her boy toy. sadly, the malacrew has been rapidly growing in numbers recently. the only way out of the malacrew, is by recieving the chaps.

malakee: as a part of the malacrew, you must perform anal on me

bucky: let's rip it open

by anti-malacrew September 26, 2006

Malachi

A pretty blonde boy with the most hypnotic light blue eyes you've ever seen. He's acts all tough at first but he's a complete goofball. He gets embarrassed when you catch him singing to his favorite country song in the car, but he'll still lipsink anyway. He'll love you unconditionally and never fails to prove it as life throws obstacles at you. He's also got a nice butt. (;

That damn Malachi and his eyes again! It gets me everytime. That's Malachi for ya!

by Synthella June 18, 2017

flaco malaco glade

a word to describe any emotion or any situtation.

That door is flaco malaco glade.

by waghghgh April 5, 2008

maladroited

Something or someone that has become maladroit, or is becoming maladroit.

Also can be something or someone that has become the victim of a maladroit move/ decision/ etc.

"After watching star trek for 48 hours straight, and running around in circles for an hour, she was maladroited."

"I was maladroited by the idiot in the car next to me."

by Jessica October 29, 2003

malabad

double bad (mal - in spanish - bad).. Malabadass... awesome and with this title u actumatically become a friend of this person cause his awesome badness

he is freaking malabad

by michael malabad December 27, 2009

malachenko

one of my best friends who has been through hell and back with me , converted to a religion which has a god so he/she can save us from mrs logen. he she also goes by the name of michael bill brum or as his friends call him "annoying" he also has a masters degree in achieved nine months after fertilization. he is aldo not forever alone

he so smart he must be related to malachenko

by kingming11 January 8, 2012

Malachi'd

Australian slang for "stoned"

Friend: I'm so malachi'd
Me: same
LilPent: me too

by imtrashlmao August 2, 2018