Like Lurker

Someone who only likes comments on a wall post, rather than the actual wall post itself, and contributes nothing to the conversation.

Gee John, it was good you were liking my comments on that facebook argument I was having, but I wish you had backed me up too! You're such a Like Lurker.

by Aubergine Fox October 16, 2011

aunties stay lurking

When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.

“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)

by Rock Widdow December 7, 2019

Lurking Murk

(n): An annoying rash that starts with minor itching, usually on the solar plexus, and then spreads rapidly throughout the nervous system upon repeated exposure to the CCfortwit bacterium. Ingestion of honey during infection tends to intensify its effects, often leading to involuntary outbursts similar to Turret’s Syndrome. No known cure, although elimination of exposure to the bacterium will usually reduce symptoms to minor residual rashes and irritation.

Oh no! This Lurking Murk has spread again! Maybe I just need to relax and stop reading so much.

by bwahahaha93 August 26, 2009

insta lurking

Going through peoples old Instagram pictures and not liking or even commenting on anything.

I've so been insta lurking my crushes IG

by BuddyRia April 7, 2016

back to lurking

A sarcastic farewell posted on a bbs or web log indicating the author is returning to a state of inactive observation after surfacing for a brief comment.

I've been reading this thread for days and you guys have no idea what you're talking about.

Back to lurking.

by ttpublic August 15, 2005

Lurkin Off

The act of masturbating in a lurking fashion. This may include, but is not limited to:q
-lurkin off to pictures on social networking websites

-lurkin off in any means of mass transportation (ie. Bus)

-excusing yourself from a social gathering only to go lurk off in the public bathroom.

"Did you see those new pics Jill put on the facebook kid?"

"Boy did I ever, infact I was lurkin off to 'em just this morning."

by Purple Pants McAllister June 26, 2008

lurker

Lurkers lurk. This lurking may exist in the form of excessive monitoring and creating of PT threads, checking out other people's myspaces without the intention of leaving a comment or message, or hitting on/trying to get with someone. Most people are a lurker sometimes, but you aren't truly a lurker until PT or myspace is used everytime you see a computer, or you're creepy (possibly old) and hit on mad girls.

I was lurking on PT instead of writing my paper!

Oh my god he is such a lurker!

Wish I was lurker... Wish I was on myspace...

by mulberrysdream May 7, 2008