The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.
Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.
by YAWA September 9, 2022
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An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.
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An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.
Get a clue Abby, if you don't quit gorging yourself and bitching about everything you'll turn into a Tob-o-lard.
by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009
Get the Tob-o-lard mug.Person 1: "Steve is 30 years old and still living at home with his mom."
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Person 2: " He is a real lardakiss."
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Person 1: "Jimmy can't take responsibility for his own actions."
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by EOR324 September 3, 2016
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by Scarlet cruz July 5, 2018
Get the Luanda mug.Adjective; Any event occurring in the 'lard bucket' discord server.
Abuse of admin powers, usually to remove comments that an admin does not agree with.
literally "Nineteen Eighty-Four" (George Orwell, June 8, 1949)
Abuse of admin powers, usually to remove comments that an admin does not agree with.
literally "Nineteen Eighty-Four" (George Orwell, June 8, 1949)
by Walter Hartwell White (actual) March 6, 2023
Get the Lard Bucket Moment mug.A lifeguard that simply sits around on their lard-ass while at work and does not pay any real attention to the swimmers. Employed officially as lifeguards, such folks seem to be completely oblivious and disconnected from their job - which is to guard and protect lives. Life-lards appear to care very little or nothing at all for the lives that they are supposedly guarding.
Life-lards tend to avoid looking at the pool as much as possible. Instead, they hide out in the office, stare into space, and/or talk incessantly to each other. Life-lards also tend to send or read text messages, as a means of avoiding looking at the pool.
by Habitus June 13, 2010
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