vapor locked 

whe a woman has all her holes plogd by dics

she got vapor locked by three duddes last night

vapor locked by jose leland November 23, 2003

Cocked & Locked 

The act of having a boner and being ready to fuck, or you are ready do load your weapon.

Cody - "Hey Austin are you ready for the party tonight?"
Austin - "Yea im already Cocked & Locked and ready to fuck!"
Cody - "Sounds like a Yaytime!"

Cocked & Locked by ZirkeyTurkey September 21, 2009

Butt-locked

When one sits in a particular spot for a long period of time causing the buttocks to ache.

Man, I am butt-locked from sitting on the ground.

Butt-locked by LaMarDay July 22, 2011

calf locked. 

calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.

"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"

"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"

"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"

calf locked. by good attention September 2, 2013

Air-based vision locked targeting system 

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

Air-based vision locked targeting system by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Dog locked 

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.

Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.

Dog locked by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

sandra-locked

Any added element that ruins the whole.

Any Clint Eastwood movie costarring Sandra Locke. Movies that would otherwise have been awesome, but because they have been "sandra-locked" no suck.

sandra-locked by Rightwing June 28, 2008