Lance Armstrong

See cheat.

Lance Armstrong is a cheat.

by billthecat January 21, 2013

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Lance Bass

A big faggy boybander who rules the world, sorry.

Come out, Lance Bass, you giant homofag.

by Adrienne June 16, 2004

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Lance Bass

A member of N'Sync who revealed he was gay on July 26, 2006, even though it was so obvious that he was a homo. He also enjoys having dirty sanchez's with his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl.

Lance Bass: "Hello everyone and thank you for coming. I would like you all to know that I am gay and I enjoy having anal sex with my lover Reichen Lehmkuhl. He's my little princess."

Reichen Lehmkuhl: "I will say that Lance is happier than he has ever been. It has been a long ride and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him."

by yourfuckinworstenemy August 10, 2006

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Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

by David T. W. May 21, 2008

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