laid out and splayed out

a thorough and proper fucking

I just wanna get fucked, laid out and splayed out.

by babyrumpkisser April 2, 2025

goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

loo laid

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

by Buttzzz September 19, 2014

Laid Up

It’s a phrase that’s used to describe when you’re temporarily out of action due to illness or injury or a disability.

Basically it’s a stste of being disabled or being forced to lay low, again because of sickness or injury & you’re either in the hospital or confined to your bed at home.

“Hey man! How’s your brother?” “Yo, he’s laid up in the hospital.” “WHAT?! What happened?” “Car accident man.” “Oh dude, sorry! Give him my best.”

by Big Antz December 29, 2023

half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021

virtually laid

Something oscar likes to talk about

Hey beby want to get virtually laid

by Extremmelelelelel December 31, 2013

Laid

Getting fucked. Typically happens at parties or at bars.

Mark: Yo dude! How was the party??
Devon: it was great! I got laid-
Mark: oh cool, was she good?
Devon: yeah! He made my back hurt

Mark: HE?!?!

by mikelovestobey March 12, 2022