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laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".
Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.
by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023
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laid night

Person A: „I can’t wait for our laid night
by yudi August 31, 2022
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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Laid back

Dam that place is freshly laid back
by Nivea brown November 14, 2021
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Get your hb laid day

A day where you get you male friend laid July 29
Dude is july 29
So what
Its get your hb laid day
by Knicker1 July 28, 2025
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Laid Up

It’s a phrase that’s used to describe when you’re temporarily out of action due to illness or injury or a disability.

Basically it’s a stste of being disabled or being forced to lay low, again because of sickness or injury & you’re either in the hospital or confined to your bed at home.
“Hey man! How’s your brother?” “Yo, he’s laid up in the hospital.” “WHAT?! What happened?” “Car accident man.” “Oh dude, sorry! Give him my best.”
by Big Antz December 29, 2023
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loo laid

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'
by Buttzzz September 19, 2014
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