Kristen

A bossy 21 yr old virgin, loves chocolate, scared of penis

Omg you need to stop being a Kristen

by U'ilani November 6, 2014

Gross Kristen butt

Gross Kristen butt is an extreme form of cooties that effects girls name Kristen and makes them super needy Harry Potter dorks

Ewww gross Kristen butt!!!

by phrog2011 July 21, 2019

Kristen

Joel's hole. The hittest bitch in Iowa. Super duper whore want to get laid I got her number give her some drugs n she will move in with u. #freepussy #hit #chewbacca

You wanna do drugs? No I don't wanna turn into a Kristen.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016

Kristen

Kristen is a retarded person who is loyal but emotionally unstable depressed never sleeps but likes good convos. She won't rat you out or tell your secrets to anyone. Pretty bad temper, kinda ugly inside and out. Doesn't really fit in, only has like 5 friends. She's cool tho, she likes one person, would never cheat ever. Loves animals and baby's but once the start 1st grade they can fuck right off she likes channo and civics. She also has pretty bad anxiety.

Kristen is retarded

by Djjsjdnd July 5, 2018

A Kristen Orcino

American girl usually of asian descent. She's a big slut and sends nudes to British boys. Also is a huge spastic and is retarded.

Oh wow that girl is just a Kristen Orcino can't believe she sucked off my Dad and brother.

by The Real William Shakespeare January 28, 2020

Kristen

The most horrible person you will ever meet. She will kill your joy when she looks at you. You will have a hard time tell the she actually is a woman. She smokes weed, byes things she cant afford, she weighs over 200 pounds and has no personal life of her own.

|Friends Mom| Did you hear about Kristen and that naked man in her basement?!
|Friends Aunt| Yeah didn't they smoke weed together last weekend!
|Friends Mom| Yeah! Every time I hear his name I shed my face in shame for that poor son of hers.
|Friends Aunt| Lets go to Safora
|Friends Mom| Yeah bitch.

by Bitchtard75 January 1, 2012

kristensen

bitch. all to say. Only definition.

Person 1: Oh no, its the kristensen
Kristensten: Hey! I hate everyone who aren't boys and I'm rich!

by shitkunt/kristensen h8ter June 12, 2016