2 definitions by caveDonkey

Kristen

Joel's hole. The hittest bitch in Iowa. Super duper whore want to get laid I got her number give her some drugs n she will move in with u. #freepussy #hit #chewbacca

You wanna do drugs? No I don't wanna turn into a Kristen.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016

rum tard

Low level dirt butt. Usually thinks they are a gangster or drug dealer. But only drugs they have Is from carpet farming their friends house. A rumtard will steal your shit and help u look for after he gets done humping your girlfriend.

Someone stole my phone battery I bet it was that rum Tard Scott.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016