rum tard

Low level dirt butt. Usually thinks they are a gangster or drug dealer. But only drugs they have Is from carpet farming their friends house. A rumtard will steal your shit and help u look for after he gets done humping your girlfriend.
Someone stole my phone battery I bet it was that rum Tard Scott.
by caveDonkey November 19, 2016
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Kristen

Joel's hole. The hittest bitch in Iowa. Super duper whore want to get laid I got her number give her some drugs n she will move in with u. #freepussy #hit #chewbacca
You wanna do drugs? No I don't wanna turn into a Kristen.
by caveDonkey November 19, 2016
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