Kettlee

A Participant in the Act of Kettling. The kettlee will always be the one to recieve.

"I'm going to ask Laura if she'd mind terribly if I made her my Kettlee."

by Professor Wow December 10, 2008

Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first

Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped

by aza_uk March 6, 2015

kettle party

where a group of people all hit the bong togeather

hey brain do you want to come over and have a kettle party

by dirty frank 359 April 19, 2016

Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

Kettle Bomb

To boil water in a kettle and throw it over someone.

For example:

Guy 1: "yo I heard some guy tried breaking into your house last night what did you do?"

Guy 2: "I went to my window and kettle bombed him!"

by DCFC_Bowen February 15, 2017

kettle point

A shitty ass place with druggies and stoners. Smells like desperate ass kids, and 12 year old girls trying to date their cousins and get in their pans.

"Yo lets stop in kettle point for some weed! i have enough for an oz.!"
"no what the fuck, my cousin lives there. shes in grade seven and always tries to get in my pants."

by hdhcuskcmodoqo May 24, 2018

kettlemon

A person who craves cock on the daily

I saw a kettlemon walking to the gay bar last night

by Dictiontary March 5, 2018