jordanesque

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.

Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.

by sam cassell April 11, 2011

Jordan

An extremely nice, talented guy who'll have your back till the day you die. Always loved and protects his true lover!

A handsome man that has gorgeous eyes and a sexy body with a massive penis.

Is great in bed and is fantastic at oral!!!!

"He was so good! Must have been a jordan"

by Skyeskyeskye November 6, 2016

Jordan Hall

An asshole guy who stares at your boobs all day then, doesn't ask you out after.

Dude, that guy is such a fucking Jordan Hall!! He was totally all up on me !!

by Ame Ai me October 26, 2011

Jordan

Amazingly sweet, funny, sarcastic, and a total Trekkie. Once you meet her, you will never look back. Perfect girlfriend material, she's got a 'don't take shit from nobody' attitude, and she'll crush you if you hurt her, or anyone she knows. She's hard to come by, and if you're lucky enough to find her, you can sell the rest of your Pokeballs 'cause you just caught the one. She will always be loyal, interesting, and utterly fascinating. In short, do not let her slip away.

Girl 1: Hi!
Guy 1: Hey, what's your name?
Girl 1: I'm Jordan.
Guy 1/Guy 2: DIBS!
Girl 1: Uhh.. what?

by The One Ring November 5, 2012

Jaida

Jaida is a girl out of a movie. Don’t let her bad Reputation fool you. You think you know her until you actually hangout with her and you’re pleasantly surprised. If you know a Jaida you are lucky. Don’t take Jaida for granted. She has a great body! As well as a beautiful mind and deep soul. Jaida cares about everyone no matter what they’ve done to her. Jaida is very flirty and falls in love very easily because she has a very different outlook on life as opposed to any other girl. She wishes she grew up in an earlier era because Jaida hates her generation. If you’re a girl wanting to be Jaida’s friend make sure you’re not just worried about gossip and try to have fun! If you’re a guy looking to be Jaida’s boyfriend be extra flirty and myserious. And if you’re lucky enough to date a Jaida treat her well and keep her!! Always remember that Jaida’s are sensitive and then never get mad, they just get sad. Jaida is so chill and super down to earth and real. Jaida gets along with all types of people.

Girl: “Jaida’s such a bitch”

Guy: “have you ever hung out with her?”
Girl: “no”
Girl 2: “Jaida is so nice I was just with her!!”

Guy 2: “yeah she’s so chill I really want to fuck Jaida”

by lyl88 May 28, 2018

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.

"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)

by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017

jordan

the guy anyone could love in the blink of their eye!! he is finest thing and can easily be wanted for sexul pleasures!!! he is funny sweet nice lovable caring and definately NOT a man whore...

gir 1: hey i saw the hottest guy in spanish class today!!
girl 2: oh thats Jordan you should fuck him!!
girl 1: ok i will and hopefully marry him!!! ;)

by Spanish Chick December 14, 2010