A person, male or female, that makes up stories about their life to make themselves sound more interesting or bad ass. Usually found when talking to others over the internet.
Bob: "I met another John Stoke on Xbox Live today."
Joe: "Was this one a green beret stationed in Germany too?"
Joe: "Was this one a green beret stationed in Germany too?"
by Swebberz July 7, 2012
Get the John Stoke mug.Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010
Get the John Boehner tears mug.1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.
2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
by Madison P April 29, 2015
Get the John Stamos mug.Attempting to enter Canada with only 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, 1 loaf of bread, some peanut butter, and 14 dollars, only to be told that you have insufficient funds to enter Canada.
John Green went John Green-ing once, ended up on a list of undesirables and was told "John Green, you're gonna die on that list."
by Nerdfighter Anne July 3, 2012
Get the John Green-ing mug.1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.
2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.
2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.
1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."
2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."
2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."
by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006
Get the John Locke mug.A God among men. It is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.
Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
by trobbins September 15, 2011
Get the John Pesenti mug.Damn dude, why you walking so funny?
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013
Get the John Wayne toilet paper mug.