Johndering

the act of walking a long distance that could be, and should be, made by car

Damn, I’ve been Johndering for a while now, maybe I should see about getting my license

by pissingkiller June 10, 2023

Johnese

A god in a new religion

You:hey Waddup

Johnesen cult member: praise the johnesen

by Vanished69420 September 20, 2023

joined the stars

when someone says the tried to “join the stars”, that means the tried to kill themselves

you could also say someone “joined the stars”, when they actually did kill themselves.

“i tried to join the stars when i was 15”
…
“a kid at my school joined the stars last year”

by jayy9 November 2, 2023

Johnely

johnely is an amazing friend. she’s always there for you, supports you, makes you laugh, gives you advice, she’s beautiful, she’s caring, she’s loyal, she’s perfect. she’s quiet but once you get to know her she’s really outgoing. johnely is so pretty. johnely can get mad fast but she doesn’t say anything, she just sucks it up and acts like everything is ok. she has a lot of friends but only a couple of close friends. she enjoys being with her friends. she’s an awkward person and gets nervous around a boy she likes. when she starts to like someone she really really really likes them. but she doesn’t let herself get to attached. johnely focuses on herself and always gets good grades. johnely is an amazing friend, daughter, student, and just an amazing person overall.

girl 1: hey are you friends with johnely?

girl 2: what kind of question is that? ofc I’m friends with johnely.

by kingnoahh November 19, 2023

Johnethan

Johnethan, someone who’s attracts eyes in every room, their smart,funny,attractive,and kind,

Johnethan is a type of person who loves their friends and will never judge

Oh i need a Johnethan in my life

by Jaiy November 19, 2023

Johndry

Johndry is a person that’s steppin on bidness

Johndry is steppin on bidness

by Steppinonbidness November 20, 2023

Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023