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Jinkies

"He was shaving his jinkies and cut his wank".
by Mikey C June 3, 2006
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Jilks

A big bad-ass!! Always wants things there way and a most of the time gets it there way!!
Dianna: My boyfriend just bought that girl a phone, when I asked him why he said he don't know
Christal: She must be a Jilks!
by the one the only CHRIS>>>> September 22, 2009
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jink

Stab someone without preamble or provocation--a form of thuggery rather than something that happens in a "knife fight." Most often an assassination in prison.
"Don was walking through an alley and a crackhead hiding in a doorway jinked him with a screwdriver."

"Seth was walking back to his cell and two guys ran around a corner and jinked him up--ran the gears on him. He owed their boss money and couldn't pay."
by Yelnik McWawa May 31, 2014
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Jinky

A slang term for weed or marijuana.
Hey Matt, let's go get some jinky before going to the warrant concert tonight.
by Wahoopoo December 16, 2016
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Jankster

(noun)
1. A person who is dirty, smelly, sloppy, disgusting, etc.
2. A dirty man on the street who "hollers" at you as you're walking by.
A jankster is any person who can proudly say "I haven't showered in a week and a half!"
by the pseudo bird August 24, 2008
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Jinsexual

only attracted to WWH better know as Kim Seokjin <3
-What’s your sexuality
- Oh me? I’m Jinsexual.
- *confused*
by ktgguk93 December 20, 2020
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Jink

(m) The asian underling (chink) of a jewish (jew) fund manager. Typically an analyst, associate, or principal of any public or private equity firm working for a Managing Director. Hired for their excessive education and ability to use an abacus. Jinks can be male or female, but females are often referred to as "Jragons" or "Janks".

They are easily identifiable because they never make decisions, type or scribble illegible notes at a feverish pace, have a rash around their neck caused by the constant yanking of their leash by their Jew master, and have bad oral hygiene.

Jinks speak softly and often incomprehensibly because they get scooped up quickly by mobs of bagel eaters before their english skills develop.
Jerome: "Well it is very nice to meet you Richard. Your company sounds like a very unique approach to the problem of the recent menorah shortage."
Richard(CEO): "That's great. What are the next steps for your investment decision?"
Jerome: "First I'd like you introduce you to Chong Peng. He's my Jink and will spend the next few days with you to drill down on your financial models and assumptions"
Chong: "I rike youl companry troo. A vely ureek stlategly"
Jerome: "Now please excuse me as tomorrow is a holiday and I need to get to the Hamptons. You're in good hands with my Jink".
by SL500 October 17, 2010
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