An introverted person, also nice and perverted. Likes to fool his friends for entertaining purposes. Also known as Loki (God of Mischief). Like to look a at women in there vulnerable moments...
by Mineta October 1, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness
someone you would stride to be gay
a manifestation of homoseaxuallity
basically the gay-est nigga God could create
someone you would stride to be gay
a manifestation of homoseaxuallity
basically the gay-est nigga God could create
by jared gasmena December 6, 2017
Get the jaredmug. A person who only cares about his friends and family and the doesn't care about. Always disrespectful and has a bad attitude and doesn't give a fuck what people say about him. Always laugh at the bad things!
by Hajsh November 30, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. 100% of the time it’s a dude with the smallest penis in the classroom. he can never make anyone laugh and he’s just stupid.
by coopscoop14 October 8, 2018
Get the jaredmug. 
The stupid ass Jew everyone's cool with. That kids got more problems than a mental patient. Usually known as the drug dealer because he's getting rid of all those prescriptions mommy has him on. Nice guy though
"Damn Jareds drunk again"?
by Autobon946 March 31, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. A two timing jerk who will never own up to his mistakes.
A liar
A player
Not worth anyone's time.
Probably one of the most immature guys alive.
Addicted to porn and treats women like they're disposable objects that should do his will.
Whines all day about his stupid not-problems.
Don't even think for a second he'll do anything that be promises.
King of nothing except cancelling plans and asking for nudes.
Small. Finishes in two seconds.
A terrible person with no skills when it comes to giving a woman an orgasm.
A liar
A player
Not worth anyone's time.
Probably one of the most immature guys alive.
Addicted to porn and treats women like they're disposable objects that should do his will.
Whines all day about his stupid not-problems.
Don't even think for a second he'll do anything that be promises.
King of nothing except cancelling plans and asking for nudes.
Small. Finishes in two seconds.
A terrible person with no skills when it comes to giving a woman an orgasm.
Dude: Have you talked to Jared?
Girl: No. Maybe when he decides to grow some balls and figures out what it's like to be a real man.
Jared: I tried to text you last night
Girl: Yeah? No, you didn't
P.S. F*ck you.
Girl: No. Maybe when he decides to grow some balls and figures out what it's like to be a real man.
Jared: I tried to text you last night
Girl: Yeah? No, you didn't
P.S. F*ck you.
by ExamineWHATyouTOLERATE May 18, 2016
Get the Jaredmug.