jared

a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
that man just beat his wife's jared.
by gerard_capshen123 November 21, 2013
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Jared works at Subway
by Idiot801 November 11, 2016
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Stop being such a whore, Jared.
by miath August 11, 2018
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100% of the time it’s a dude with the smallest penis in the classroom. he can never make anyone laugh and he’s just stupid.
ha did you see jared’s tiny penis when he got exposed
by coopscoop14 October 08, 2018
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The stupid ass Jew everyone's cool with. That kids got more problems than a mental patient. Usually known as the drug dealer because he's getting rid of all those prescriptions mommy has him on. Nice guy though
"Damn Jareds drunk again"?
by Autobon946 March 15, 2017
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someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness

someone you would stride to be gay

a manifestation of homoseaxuallity

basically the gay-est nigga God could create
I took jared's girlfriend ... oh well

My wife is hates jared and things he is a homophobic nigger
by jared gasmena December 06, 2017
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A person who only cares about his friends and family and the doesn't care about. Always disrespectful and has a bad attitude and doesn't give a fuck what people say about him. Always laugh at the bad things!
Jared is a careless person
by Hajsh December 01, 2018
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