What constitutes a willful, controlled, highly defined waste of time. It must be agreed upon by two or more parties, since both participate in the waste process.
Nick: (enters bedroom) Rowan, come hang out.
Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!
Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.
A MAD PAUSE
Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!
Rowan: (at writing desk, furiously writing stuff) Nick! I am writing a chorale! I've used three sequences of secondary dominance! It contains seventeen modulations, and a cantina structure!
Me: Oh neat. Damn, I'm hella tired and stuff. I think I might go take a nap.
A MAD PAUSE
Rowan: (gets up and points furiously) JACKOFFERY!
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1) Guy 1: Hey, where's John?
Guy 2: You know that really annoying girl?
Guy 1: The one from Math?
Guy 2: Yeah, we ran into her earlier. He went with her over to a hot dog stand and we ran.
Guy 1: Oh, poor jacco.
2) Quick! While he's in the bathroom, let's jacco him! Nic and his gang'll be around sometime today.
Guy 2: You know that really annoying girl?
Guy 1: The one from Math?
Guy 2: Yeah, we ran into her earlier. He went with her over to a hot dog stand and we ran.
Guy 1: Oh, poor jacco.
2) Quick! While he's in the bathroom, let's jacco him! Nic and his gang'll be around sometime today.
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