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Ivan

The most talented guitar person in the world. He’s funny, kind, adorable, and he’s got the best hair ever. I still have yet to meet someone who’s as easy to talk to as he is.
by picklesarecute May 4, 2021
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Ivankanomics

Sociological study of talentless daughters who earn nothing and claim credit for everything
Norbert was sitting in the doctors office and saw Kayleigh "Keelie-June" McEnany on Fixed Noise (aka Victim Industrial Complex) complaining how Kamala Harris appeared on the cover of Forbes when it shoulda been Ivanka. "My god you wretched cretin 'Ivankanomics' ain't a thing," he thought to himself, adding "I need a new doctor who don't show Fox in the waiting room"
by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021
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Ivana

Ivana is a very nice person and she’s very pretty but she would hurt you the most even tho she would not realize it. She also has an amazing personality and a lot of people love her, she would be most likely one of those popular girls.
“hi my name is Ivana”
by IHYSM. November 21, 2021
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Ivan Petrenko

A Russian man of the finest degree, his diet consists of 80 potatoes and vodka runs through his veins. he is currently escaping Russia on a tricycle with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a avtomat kalashnikova in the other!
He is also the most awesome Spetznaz soldier ever!
Theres Ivan petrenko! call the border patrol!
by dum12345678910 February 18, 2022
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Ivani

she's a drug...total addictive goddess.
she's a real badass and doesn't think twice before doing anything.
ma girl got a dangerous pussy so think a million times before u hurt her.
is hated for no reason.
everyone backstabs her and abandon's her because she is too good to them whom she loves.
all the girls envy her and want to be like her but they cant so they start hating her .
likes to keep a diary and secretly wants you to read it because she wants you to know how she is and what she expects from you.
loves basketball and is in burning hot flames while she's in the court.
bad at keeping secrets but not to those whom she loves.
she's so so so adorable, she'll get u dreaming about her.
this bad bitch got balls to speak to your face, basically straight forward.
bookaholic.
is a lunatic.
obsessed with dead things.
YOU'LL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING TO TASTE THE FOOD SHE COOKED.
needs attention 24/7.
cries on stupid things but tries to show that she never cries and is strong.
the literal queen of art.
veryyy childish if she's close to you.
plant obsessed psycho.
absolutely in love with kids and always looking forward to protecting them anywhere.
that's Ivani.
ivani is ivani afterall
by that girl u dont know September 20, 2022
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Burning Ivan

Hey, I forgot the radio code for car full of dead Russians. Oh, thats right, it's a burning Ivan.
by Monkey_D3128 May 9, 2011
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Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.
But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.
by Alupigus Barna June 3, 2021
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