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Ivan Petrenko

A Russian man of the finest degree, his diet consists of 80 potatoes and vodka runs through his veins. he is currently escaping Russia on a tricycle with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a avtomat kalashnikova in the other!
He is also the most awesome Spetznaz soldier ever!

Theres Ivan petrenko! call the border patrol!

by dum12345678910 February 18, 2022