by Vamrule101 October 21, 2022
The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 April 17, 2016
Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass
by Saerow April 29, 2021
by starz4567 February 19, 2022
by Hfjdnjx February 12, 2016
When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
by madDarthvader2 May 03, 2016