ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.
With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.
by olympic1896 March 12, 2019
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cell ear

a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.
I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.
by tanker177 January 27, 2011
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Ear Expander

A term referring to an earring used to stretch your ear piercing. Examples are tapers, plugs, tunnels, and spirals.

Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.
I just bought new ear expanders.

My ear expanders are Sono wood plugs.
by JesterCunt July 12, 2014
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Ear Cancer

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !
by Cityofengland12 August 13, 2017
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Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.
Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.
by K Rose July 01, 2020
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ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
by Buffalo Brian September 20, 2006
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Pig Ear

That's one mighty fine looking pig ear you have there
by The Dermotologist October 20, 2013
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