piss kink haver

piss kink haver. piss kink havers have major piss kinks. aka they love piss xoxo

"oh my god look at that piss kink haver" "isn't his name kaito? I've heard he had a major piss kink."

by anonymous August 13, 2021

Hoverboard

A self-balancing scooter that is typically used by douche bags, viners or both. The scooters are most commonly called "hoverboards" but they also go by names such as Glidrs, Swegways, or IO Hawk boards due to the leading brand that sells the boards named IO Hawk. The boards are called "hoverboards" contradicting the fact that the boards have wheels and don't hover much at all. They are expensive, ranging from $200-$700 so rich white kids who want to live in the future can ride them around once a month.

"Yo dude did you see Logan's hoverboard?!"
"Yeah man it's dope, when my dad gets his next paycheck, he's ganna get one for everyone in my family!"
"Sick tits bro, i'm ganna go watch vine now!"

by AidanTheHill123 January 24, 2016

Hovering Alfred

The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.

They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.

by Scott Kelley September 1, 2008

hoverpoop

To take a poop in a toilet without contact between the butt and the toilet seat.
Hoverpooping requires the hoverpooper to air-sit over the toilet.
Hoverpooping is much more sanitary than allowing the butt to contact the toilet seat.
Hoverpooping is much more efficient than taking the time to cover the toilet seat with toilet paper.

Person 1 - Passing time is only 6 minutes long, I have to walk all the way to chemistry, and I really have to poop! There's no way I'll have enough time!
Person 2 - Take a hoverpoop! It only takes a minute!
Person 1 - Great idea!

Person 3 - I only hoverpoop when there's no toilet seat covers
Person 4 - I hoverpoop all the time! Even at home!
Person 3 - Geez, isn't that tiring?
Person 4 - I got used to it. My legs have build up endurance from hoverpooping so much.

by hoverpooper February 28, 2009

Three Holer

A Woman who utalises all three Orifaces provided by nature during the act of Sexual Congress.
The ultimate is to start at the bottom (pun) and complete the mission at the top. Alternativly Vis-Versa.

She was a genuine "Three Holer" and I was able to discharge in every one.
"Orifaces" can be Mouth, Vagina, Rectum. Does not usually include Ears.
gob Pussy Bum

by PEP1 April 24, 2009

Homer Simpson

stupid like a fox

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003

Haverford

A coeducational liberal arts college of 1100 students located in Haverford, PA. Although not formally affiliated with any religion, Haverford was founded by Quakers, and values such as respect, tolerance, and concern for others are integral in the college community. The academic and social Honor Code, written originally and affirmed annually by the students, is a central part of Haverford. Because of the Honor Code, students are able, to a large extent, to govern themselves. Most tests are unproctored. There are few rules at Haverford that don't have to do with being respectful of others and keeping students safe. Discipline is overwhelmingly restorative rather than retributive. One can pretty much do whatever he or she wants as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. Academically, Haverford is one of the strongest colleges in the country.

Student: Haverford is sweet; everyone looks out for each other, and it's like the Amsterdam of small liberal arts schools.

by Justin T August 28, 2005