hippocrocodogopig

Hideously ugly person, someone who looks like a cross between a hippo, a crocodile a dog and a pig

Dave's new girl is a right hippocrocodogopig

by Rebecca January 24, 2005

Hippocrytapotomous

A fat looking person that is a hypocrite. Unfortunately, not to be confused with Hippopotomous, which is an ugly purple mammal. The word hyppocrite has become obsolete. Viva la revolucion.

Man 1So what he won? I don't care.
Man 1 to Man 2: Dang.. i'm so jealous!
Man 2 to Man 1: At least he doesn't weigh more than your parents combined, like *someone* I know...You're such a Hippocrytapotomous

by Ronelep April 21, 2007

hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007

hippo jiggler

a product containing a hippo that involves a power cord to plug in and have the hippo start making its flab shake or jiggle this can be used for entertainment or to play on.

Karen- Hmm tv is boring.
Jessy- Hey! how about we go use my new hippo jiggler!
Karen- Sure! i love those things i could just watch them jiggle all day :)

by The hippo queen :) December 31, 2009

hippo way way

hippo way way means a women with extremally large breats and bum

wow, look at that hippo way way

by llizzieee January 24, 2012

Hippo Fever

The undeniable and heartwarming sensation of feeling attraction to big girls.

Nigga, you into Shaquanda?
Yeah man, I got hippo fever.

by chinbinshin January 2, 2014

hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."

boobs mantits moo hippo tits playdoh mound lard whale cow

by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014