homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
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Homer-Proof

Only one simple step is usually given. Where Idiot-proof isn't enough. Its as simple as pulling a Tab, sitting down, eat, sleeping.
Are you sure this is idiot-proof?

I more than that, its Homer-proof and you definitely can't go wrong with that.
by VeeZee07 July 31, 2020
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Homeritis

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.
Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.
by Docrates July 13, 2022
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Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.
Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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Homer Glen

Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.
I am in Homer Glen.
Time for raping I guess.
by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021
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Homer’s Special

A donut with pink icing and sprinkles.
It’s like a Homer’s Special but Season... something.
by Another Minecrafter April 28, 2020
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Homer Simpson Tan

Since 2020 it is a thing caused by being out in the sun too long wearing a mask to protect from Covid 19. Basically the area around the mouth an nose stays white and pasty, giving the appearance of the well known character from The Simpsons' facial features.
Been out in the sun too long today have we? That mask has given you the Homer Simpson Tan look hasn't it?
by KavMan January 08, 2022
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