attention hooker

Someone who basically does everything for attention.

Did you see Nils making such a big scene for losing his pen yesterday? What a "attention hooker"!

by OrkaMeNamnen October 20, 2020

Broke as a Monday night hooker

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

hockey guys

Often extremely hot, but always extremely horny.

If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.

by alyssaaaaa June 22, 2006

hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

by Shit_4_Brains August 26, 2007

African Tree Hockey

A slang reference to the sport of basketball. Probably stems from the fact that professional basketball players are predominately of African origin and basketball is an exceedingly prominent element of young black culture in America.

See also: nigger ball

Steve: Hey, Tim! I've got two free tickets to go watch the Lakers on tuesday. You in?

Tim: You bet! I love African Tree Hockey!

by Lucky Drunk March 2, 2009

hockey hands

A horrible smell that emits from your hands after playing hockey. Even washing your hands will not kill the odor.

Jeremy returned from hockey and touched me with his hockey hands, gross!

by gretzky of stink September 3, 2009

Hooker Code

Code that is problematic and causes application instability (application "goes down" often).

"Did the site go down again? Yeah, Jim must still have some hooker code in there."

by Wynadorn July 29, 2013