A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
by ebghjebb February 15, 2017
The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.
Ralph: What school do you go to?
Sarah: Farnham heath End School
Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
Sarah: Farnham heath End School
Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
by Toby hallows March 13, 2023
by KilsOner September 12, 2009
The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance
by Borchag November 18, 2021
these girls are really kind but kinda short and clingy. don’t worry if you know a willow hood job that’s so cool but maybe don’t spend too much time with them because they will stick on to you like the sticky hand things. WILLOWS ARE ALSO SO PRETTY OMG WTH THEY ARE GORGEOUS
by ehlinnit September 20, 2020
He is like heath glasscock
by Bigmr.Cock January 17, 2023
has a huge fucking cock and sticks it in all the thotties bumholes. He'll swing the other way if need be. Cannot stress how big his dick is. Like Huuuuge
by ill_al March 03, 2018