Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.

Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.

by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007

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Chicken Hawkin

To go out in public locations in search of females with empasis on physical appearance. Those being hawked are usually younger girls between 16-24 years old.

John and Harlan went chicken hawkin at Bayfair.

by marc ipsen October 7, 2004

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The Hawk

A classy establishment located near the University of Kansas campus. Normal happenings at The Hawk include oral or regular sex in the bathroom/boom boom room, white girls grinding on the stripper pole and the occasional appearance of a KU star athlete.

"Last time I was at The Hawk, Sherron Collins was getting head from that ugly white bitch who was using the stripper pole as a dildo"

by turchakertch January 14, 2009

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Hawked

to be overtaken or surpassed

My youtube video just hawked yours in views.

During the race that guy hawked you for the win.

by Noodle7 January 12, 2009

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Sneaky Hawking

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.

It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.

by C fizzle snaps Stugots January 23, 2007

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