One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.
Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.
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Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.
Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.
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When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.
by Sesamack20 August 20, 2013
Get the Pilgrim Hand mug.When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
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Get the two-hand tornado mug.A series of gang signs used as dog whistles by physicists to communicate with one another. There are several iterations corresponding to different affiliations.
The most common and simple versions usually involve holding one's right arm out, curling the fingers inward toward the torso, and pointing the thumb upward. This is often (but not always) accompanied by the member looking up in the direction their thumb is pointing. At times this may be inverted, with the thumb pointing downward.
Adherents of various sects differ on dogma, but universally agree on the "Power" of physics in the world.
The most common and simple versions usually involve holding one's right arm out, curling the fingers inward toward the torso, and pointing the thumb upward. This is often (but not always) accompanied by the member looking up in the direction their thumb is pointing. At times this may be inverted, with the thumb pointing downward.
Adherents of various sects differ on dogma, but universally agree on the "Power" of physics in the world.
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Get the Right Hand Rule mug.A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
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- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
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