Goodness grossness

An exclamation of surprise when seeing something disgusting.

I explained, "Goodness grossness!" when the rather large when bent over and her phone peaked out.

by Kjahnke812 July 18, 2017

Gross Joes

Ridiculously huge breasts that often give the owner back problems.

I would pay twenty to motorboat those gross joes

by CaptainC_Block June 21, 2009

gross monthly income

An individual's total personal income, before accounting for taxes or deductions.

My gross monthly income is $1,500.

by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016

Gross

The Art of getting fucking disgusting. In the ancient civilization of Mesopotamia it was also used to describe someone who was all powerful or God like.

Isaiah is gross af just look at him and all his glory .

by Gilgafort November 25, 2017

Bike gross

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike

I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night

by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024

Gross

Amount of profit.

Also trash...

Ewww thst dress is sooo gross lmao.

by catsrule13 September 1, 2021

Gross

To be both infatuated with and sexually involved with another. To make such relations known and public. To be shameless about such a relationship and get smirk at the thought of said relations.

Friend: "Bro, I started dating this girl!"
Other friend: "You're gross"

by Mcmil February 14, 2018