GARSP

The supposed, 'elite' way of saying, "Gasp"

Also could be a typo.

Friend: And I just got new rollar skates!

You: GARSP! :O

by Karasona June 4, 2005

Gaspo

Sex in a bag!!

Damn, that girl is a gaspo!

by Mama Tits January 12, 2010

GASP

Guest Adjourned Shit Predicament. The predicament one finds themselves in when busting for a shit whilst expecting a guest or visitor to arrive at any minute; thus forcing one to either take the gamble and snap one off and risk having their expected visitor arrive whilst defecating or hold onto it and hope that it goes back in.

Joel said he would arrive at 2:30pm it is now 2:35pm and I am really GASP'ing!

by stitch23red August 26, 2015

grasper

noun. A person who believes, argues, or attempts something that is impossible/improbable while under the false impression that it is possible/probable. A grasper might attempt to date someone out of his/her range or argue that his favorite team is going to win the championship despite not having done so in decades. Often, graspers meekly make self-serving arguments that stretch logic. Derived from the phrase "grasping at straws". Made popular originally in the DC area by WJKF's Sports Junkies.

1. Person A: "There's a good chance the Redskins win the Super Bowl this year with Rex Grossman."
Person B: "You are such a grasper."

2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.

by Grasper Parnevik April 4, 2011

Gasparutti

A last name given to an Italian sex machine. Dark, sexy, mysterious- everyone wants this person. Very unique style, and listens to 'marmite' music.. you either love it or you hate it. But you love Gasparutti for their individuality. You just can't get enough of their happy, loud, and extremely crazy personality. Although sometimes people mistake Gasparutti for being annoying, they are not; you just need to learn to love them. They will always cheer you up and their laugh is super contagious.

If you like Lady Gaga, you're a true Gasparutti.

by beffanny July 12, 2010

gramps

a man married to granny

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt?????????

by helly September 30, 2002

grample

to sip anal cum like there is no tomorrow

I grample when I am in need of therapy.

by Shayn June 26, 2003