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grape slide 

A moronic hazing ritual that requires new pledges of a fraternity to slide naked down a hallway on all fours with a grape positioned firmly inside the anus. If the grape falls out before the end of the hallway is reached, the pledge must eat it. Also see toilet surfing.
Earl tasted his own shit after the grape fell from his asshole during the grape slide.
grape slide by Robb H. July 6, 2006

Grape Turd 

A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds.
I went to a port-a-potty at the race to take a piss. There was a handful of grape turds in the bottom, but I pissed on them and busted'em up.
Grape Turd by chork November 29, 2005

grape fanta

Grape Flavoured Fanta, That Makes Everything Better.

side effects may include, burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.
renee was sad but then she had some grape fanta to cheer her up.
grape fanta by reneeisdabomb February 4, 2010

grape kiss 

A small kiss on the penis
Let me give you a grape kiss
grape kiss by LilRookie May 25, 2016

Grape Kool-Aid

Grape Kool-Aid is the offical best flavor and the most favorited by the ghetto.
Guy: Dude, get me some Grape Kool-Aid that's the shit.
Grape Kool-Aid by HELLOKA November 13, 2011

Grape Lottery 

When you win some crappy prize at an obscure raffle/event from buying $20 in tickets that you could just go out and buy at a store for a couple bucks.
A: "Look at this cool bunch of flashy yo-yo's I won at my church's fundraiser last night, guys! Look! They spin and stuff!"

B: "I see you've finally won the Grape Lottery. Congratulations."
Grape Lottery by Kapu Wolf March 9, 2009