1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
by Jizzy Jan December 25, 2009
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A guy who just cannot seem to get it up..No matter what!
Not even viagra can help him!
A guy who just cannot seem to get it up..No matter what!
Not even viagra can help him!
''he was all talk last night but when it come to the crunch he was nothing but a floopy gravity boy'' ( Prime example: A Kam from Eastham)
by pinky2000 April 27, 2006
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A homemade bong that requires only a 3 liter bottle with the top cut off, a 2 liter bottle with the bottom cut off, tin foil, tape, and weed.
You can get awesome pure hits from one of these.
You can get awesome pure hits from one of these.
by Himura February 19, 2004
Get the gravity bong mug.1) A phrase, originated by Kurt Vonnegut, that now refers to one's clumsiness in reference to dropping objects or tripping/falling down.
2)Having an erection at an inopportune time.
2)Having an erection at an inopportune time.
God: Man, I keep dropping stuff.
Shiva: Must be a high gravity day.
Lucy: Check out Tom trying to hide his high gravity day!
Sally: What a wanker.
Shiva: Must be a high gravity day.
Lucy: Check out Tom trying to hide his high gravity day!
Sally: What a wanker.
by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 13, 2008
Get the high gravity day mug.Good for 2 weeks until it's dirty and uncleanable. Wasted $200 on a bong you can't clean and only usable for 2 weeks. Plus, you suck up air through the down stem and suck up resin to my lungs.
by Jeffy the Deffy January 16, 2008
Get the Gravity Vortex mug.Boy 1: Have you heard Zero Gravity by Jackie Boyz?
Boy 2: No...
Boy 1: Well you should! It's ttly AWESOME!
Boy 2: No...
Boy 1: Well you should! It's ttly AWESOME!
by ;mxtherfxcker. July 28, 2009
Get the Zero Gravity mug.N. A shity cell phone offered exclusively for T-Mobile. Its the worst phone since the motorola RAZR. It's also available in purple for blonde girls...Purple tends to amuse them.
Heyy you wanna look at my shity new Samsung Gravity 2?
Hell yea! yu wanna see my motorola Razr
I think Leni has a Motorola DROID his phone is a boss.
I wish i had Leni's phone.
Hell yea! yu wanna see my motorola Razr
I think Leni has a Motorola DROID his phone is a boss.
I wish i had Leni's phone.
by AbingonGhosts March 13, 2011
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