The gopher

The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring

“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”

by Den Bover June 23, 2022

dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015

golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018

Gopher

A person that only comes around when it's convenient for them (usually a man) when a woman has money,status, or power

A:Reggie is a Gopher come income tax time
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
Gold Digger Moocher Man Whore

by It stings when ip March 16, 2018

Gophering

When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.

I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.

by EverybodyInThe306 July 27, 2021

Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns

Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Gopher Search

Gopher lets you search for resources using menus. It originated at the University of Minnesota which has (as you guessed it) a gopher for a mascot. Insted of accessing with the adress of the domain, you select any entry in a gopher menu and like the human "gofers' of the world, Gopher goes out for the material you want. Gopher is like a regular library subject catalog and it will search for the holdings of many libraries for your subject.

gopher fatty.law.cornell.edu which is the Cornell Legal Information Institute of Cornell Law School.

edu - educational institute

other domain adresses are as follows:
com - commercial and buisness
gov - government institutions
mil - military institutions
net - network recorces
org - other organizations

If you're confused thus still on how gopher searches operate. See your system administrator, media specialist, brilliant friend or librarian for help!

by Gophergeanspeachykeens November 6, 2012