nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015

Goober

A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.

Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

Goober

The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.

I wish we had Goober in the pantry, i’m so hungry right now.

by Goober Smuck June 10, 2019

gobar

What Modi bhakts have inside their heads instead of brain matter.

Gobar is the key to immortality.

by doorpie June 19, 2021

Goobama

A very sexy man, superior to mikzyy and has more youtube subscribers. He is slightly mikzsexual but its not too much of a problem.

Goobama is in love with mudmanson
MudManSon had an affair with goobama

by mikzyyy July 7, 2021

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

by timothy force June 30, 2005