by Biggest Boy ever June 20, 2017
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by StripedSocks June 8, 2019
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He came back from his hike in the woods last week with the burly guff.
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by speechpath August 18, 2019
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by Hotdogwatter February 3, 2021
Get the Gucci Guff mug.B.G. is a man who trys to find the good in a person before he lays down the law of wisdom and then whole heartedly promotes self recognition and self love. B.G.will always make sure the path is clear for you to "walk your walk" or for you to "stubble but strive"...
"Cause we're living in a world of fools
Braking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?"
"Cause we're living in a world of fools
Braking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?"
If you have a Brian Guffey in your life, wake up and walk the walk of self love. Cause B.G. wouldn't be there if you haven't already proved that your acceptance and assurance of your inevitable self recognition is the key to true happiness and true love!
by Red Queen of Hearts December 2, 2022
Get the Brian Guffey mug.When a man has such an inhumanly sized penis that it tears the woman’s vagina so much it connects her pum and her crack so they become one.
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023
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by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005
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