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Fatassus gluteus

A very rare animal described as being darker in color and very overweight they can be found in damp dark areas and you can usually hear there mating call "no cap on god" on warm summer nights
My least favorite animal is the fatassus gluteus
by Spetnuzi November 13, 2022
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Glutton

A fat fuck who spends his time washing other peoples dishes, eating LAYS STACKS, and plays his computer while fucking jars of ketchup from newley opened SAM'S CLUB stores.
Kaleb Duet is a fucking glutton..... SO FUCK HIM
by Brian Bageron December 2, 2004
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thermo-glutteal transfer

n. The sensation of absorbing another person's body-heat when sitting in a seat they have just vacated.
Wow--the thermo-glutteal transfer from that fat guy who was just sitting here is intense!
by Daveycakes September 21, 2005
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Glute Sloot

A girl who enjoys anal sex more than vaginal sex. Usually uses an enema before going out in preparation for the penetration.
Chuck: Mc Nasty's pussy is so fucking blown out. It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I had to hit that ass just so i could feel somthing.
Scovalo: Yeah she's a known glute sloot
by Younggriffis August 24, 2009
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Glutard

Someone who chooses not to consume gluten but does not have certified medical reasons.
Is your friend actually allergic to gluten or does she just chooses not to eat it?
She’s not allergic - she’s a glutard!
by mamaknowsbest January 11, 2019
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anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm

-noun pronounced: what the' heck!!
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.
A manly man mistakenly gets an email with the picture of another man with his booty exposed. The anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm blocks any visual references to such events.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.
by TerrenceV April 17, 2008
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Gluten

This substance and or feeling when you wake up in the morning and your panties are stuck to you because you did not wipe away all of the nut from previous sexual encounter
Girl I was so hungover that when I woke up this morning my panties were gluten to me.me and my boyfriend got it on all night long and I guess I just didn't clean up all the way LOL
by JustnTime October 24, 2019
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