Deployment Goggles

Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.

"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"

"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"

by Jnewbs26 May 11, 2010

russian goggles

squatting over a girls head and placing each testacle in her eye sockets with an erection. Hense looking like "Russian Night Vision Goggles."

I gave heather the russian goggles last night.

by Dean and Bear December 9, 2003

Chinese Safety Goggles

Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.

John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"

Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."

by Brain the Great January 28, 2010

Eurotrash Douche-goggles

Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.

"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"

by cwilly3 May 14, 2009

arabian goggles

While all definitions below are true, no one has said why the goggles are 'arabian'. Here's why: during middle eastern sandstorms, a good and loving husband will give his wife the goggles so she doesn't get sand in her eyes. Most of the other definitions make it seem like it's rude or funny to give someone the arabian goggles, but that's not how it started. It's actually something only a true gentleman would do.

Girl 1: So you met him at the beach? Does he like you??
Girl 2: Like me? I think he loves me! He lent me his arabian goggles when the wind kicked up!
Girl 1: What a gentleman!

by 1ooot July 27, 2006

Stevens Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, Stevens Goggles involves drinking copious amounts of liquor or beer until females (who are normally about a 3 out of 10) become unusually attractive (about a 7 out of 10). This name is derived from the technological institute of higher learning in Hoboken, NJ, at which a very small percentage of the student body is female (~25%). Of those females, only a small percentage are attractive (~5%). Unlike beer goggles, the amounts of liquor required to make Stevens females look reasonably decent is several orders of magnitude greater than the amount required to kill a herd of cattle.

-OMFG we're going to chug everclear, let's toast: STEVENS GOGGLES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!
-Recently, a group of Stevens females was seen running from a very drunk man with a harpoon gun claiming to be Captain Ahab. Later in the evening, a group of males was seen trying to have sex with the same girls; they appeared to all be suffering from a case of Stevens Goggles. The next day, three men were found drowning in their own vomit on the sidewalk outside of the dormitory.

by excelsiorjss November 26, 2007

vampire goggles

When the girls looks better in Halloween costumes. A plain girl turns into a 10 when dressed as a slutty nurse.

I never thought she was that hot until she was dressed up as that slutty teacher's costume, damn I got some Vampire Goggles going on.

by Chuckles M November 1, 2006