Cherry Glazed Donut

while receiving oral sex from your partner, pull out just before ejaculation, blow on her face then punch her in the nose causing her to bleed

I gave her a nice cherry glazed donut

by super wedo December 21, 2008

glazed donut

while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.

mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.

janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.

by retired fag hag August 30, 2006

Glazed Donut

When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow

I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today

by Critcalmax November 7, 2012

glazed meatloaf

1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary
2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea
3.have a nice little 5-on-1 session and squirt a big load all over the dump you just took
4.preheat oven to 450 degrees
5.cook for 15-20 minutes
6.give it 5-10 minutes to cool off
7.cut into squares and enjoy

my uncle ron makes the best glazed meatloaf. last thanksgiving i ate so much i yarfed all over my cat.

by officer rod farva September 27, 2004

Glazed Donut

When you cum in someone's ass so hard, they get a glazed look on their face.

I gave her a glazed donut last night.

by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008

glazed

To be covered in female juices After vaginal sex.

Man She glazed my penis. I need a shower!

by anonymous January 1, 2006

glazed westchester pancake

When you ejaculate on a person's belly, spread it out then put them out to dry. come back when its able to be pealed off then proceed to feed it to your partner

Yo! just know, when i nutted i thought "glazed westchester pancake!"

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009