Gerbil Turds

Chocolate Covered Raisins, movie snack bar staples, not to be confused with squirrel turds

Dude, bring me back some Gerbil Turds
and a trash can of Orvilles

by [Wuffageeter] May 25, 2007

Gervinabag

Gervinabag
Pronunciation Key (Gerf)
n. pl. Gerf·es·in·es·bag (Gerf, -sz)

1.
1. When a special person of Irish decent and part dwarf decendancy falls into a bag of supermarket manufacture.

"Shet Gerv git aut ya faacckkin' bag an eaat ya larcky chams or naa ARTIx16000GT fa ya barthday"

"Lissen ta ya faaaackin' muvaaa an git out tha bag"

"One Gervinabag please and fourcandles please"

by Badscript November 9, 2005

Garbing the Caramel

Garbing the Caramel is the act of burying one's penis inside of a Hostess cupcake after defecating upon it. Popularized by the fanfiction My Immortal.

Guy one: I love garbing the caramel!

Guy two: I agree completely!!

Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.

by Shoopiewaa March 1, 2012

Garbing

grinding one's erection hard into the mattress

"my cock is red raw from that massive garbing sesh last night"

by mhg February 28, 2013

verbal gerbil

Describing someone who verbally attacks people, objects, ideas, and/or others opinions with complete disreguard for their feelings. "Verbal Gerbils" often believe that their ideals are superior to all others.

"Wow, she is one mean verbal gerbil."

by Pearle June 17, 2008

brown gerbil

A premature black baby in an incubator.

Dr. Silverstein always had the nurses put the brown gerbils in the back of the nursery, as not to contaminate the normal white babies.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Chilliwack gerbil

A rare species of gerbil that used to flourish in the wild fields of chilliwack until some hoe decided to start using them as fuck toys and made the species endangered.

I just love when I go home to play with my chilliwack gerbil

by Bronze blazer August 24, 2019