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Gerbil Racer

A competitive sport in the gay community where men will raise their own gerbil at home and bring it to parties to compete against other mens pet gerbils. To be a gerbil racer, one must show their gerbil is far superior with its penetration into the owners anus, thus winning the race.
Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?
by TrickyRicky420 September 21, 2022
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gerbil

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!
I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!
by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024
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Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.
Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler
by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025
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Thirsty Gerbil

When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.
She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil
by Rockduster February 21, 2024
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Gerbil

A gerbil is just a happy rat.
Chris: "look at my pet Gerbil."
Jensen: "It is just a happy rat."
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The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!
by Thug wanna June 23, 2023
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Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task
Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand
by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022
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