Gerbil Racer

A competitive sport in the gay community where men will raise their own gerbil at home and bring it to parties to compete against other mens pet gerbils. To be a gerbil racer, one must show their gerbil is far superior with its penetration into the owners anus, thus winning the race.

Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?

by TrickyRicky420 September 21, 2022

gerbil

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!

I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024

Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.

Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler

by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025

Thirsty Gerbil

When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.

She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil

by Rockduster February 21, 2024

Gerbil

A gerbil is just a happy rat.

Chris: "look at my pet Gerbil."
Jensen: "It is just a happy rat."

by Supernatural/MarvelNerd May 6, 2020

The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

by Thug wanna June 23, 2023

Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task

Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand

by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022