A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018
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That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017
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by Ham So Low November 4, 2022
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Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
by Thenry February 22, 2024
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Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?
by TrickyRicky420 September 21, 2022
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