Viking Funeral

A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts

My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral

by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011

funnerestever

The most amount of fun possible ever. Funner than funnest.. or funnerest ever... see also "Fun" or "more fun than"

I am the funnerestever

by Drowningmanbass October 14, 2005

funeral charades

A game of charades where someone has actually suffered physical injury or death, but those around them do not know. Much like the death of TV celebrity Redd Fox, who suffered a heart attack as co-workers unknowingly thought he was doing an impression of his character.

When John ate that poisioned shrimp coctail, we played a game of funeral charades.

by Monkeypuff April 26, 2006

monkey funker

non-swear version of mother f**ker

get lost you you monkey funker

by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003

Texas Funeral

A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.

"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."

by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010

funker

a hick; trailer park trash

That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.

by chipmunks42 February 26, 2007

funkernickel

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.

1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"

by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007