Fuckshitbitch

The word commonly used when a human a. Stubs their toe or b. Bites their tounge.

Also commonly used if very pissed off.

“Hey I’m going to look up fuckshitbitch in the urban Dictionary!”

(Stubs toe)

“FUCKSHITBITCH!”

by Itispronounceddingers November 25, 2019

Machahia fuchia

An unintelligible fake Arabic word that sounds scary and intimidating but really means nothing.

Machahia fuchia, his mother is sexually active with goats!

by Acmeusa July 5, 2018

Bag of Fuckshit

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.

Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit

by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009

friends and fucks

The state of being where there is no interest in any type of serious relationship.

At this point in his life Daniel is not interested in a relationship....he is only interested in friends and fucks.

by baggerboy July 19, 2017

Half of zero fucks

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.

Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds October 10, 2022

Fuchin

A northern Vermont variation for the term, "fucking"

"I almost smohked ya rite in the back of the fuchin dohme piece bahd"

"Fuchin rite bahd"

by Mariokart May 26, 2016

Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 September 7, 2007