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Upstairs Frederick

A much taller woman going over the shoulders of a shorter man to jerk him off.
Yo. I went to dinner with this bitch, turns out she plays for the WNBA. She gave me an upstairs frederick and I came all over the table.
by Tyronebiggums197 August 11, 2016
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Freddy Mercury

The wrong way to spell Freddie Mercury, who was the greatest singer of all time. Unfortunately, he died of AIDS in 1991.
I hate it when idiots who claim to be Queen fans spell Freddie Mercury's name "Freddy Mercury".
by DeadPuppies December 27, 2009
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Freddy Krueger

Fred Charles Krueger: Bastard Child of 1,000 Maniacs

Born in a asylum after his mother was raped by it’s inmates Freddy was quickly put up for adoption after birth. He slipped through countless foster homes, most of which abused him. As he grew up he stumbled onto the perverse joys of sadomasochism and began torturing animals as well as inflicting pain upon himself. As he grew older his blood lust grew more powerful. Because his innocence had been taken at such an early age, he developed a fierce hatred of innocence, along with humanity itself. Because the greatest pain of all is to lose a child, he began killing children. It’s unclear whether or not he molested the children, but there’s a good chance that he did, but not out of sexual feelings towards the children, but rather climax from the power he had over them. In the fear that he created came a sense of godliness.

He was eventually arrested, but got off on a technicality. The parents soon formed a lynch mob and torched his dwelling to the ground, burning him alive. Then the nightmare began. Years later the parents’ children began dreaming of a vengeful and scarred Freddy Krueger. In these dreams they were stalked by the bladed gloved maniac; if he caught them and killed them in the dream they would die in the real world also.

Freddy Krueger and A Nightmare on Elm Street was created by Wes Craven. It was followed by two great sequels (though many tend to shun the first sequel) and three horrid, watered down, lackluster sequels. Things looked bad for the character Freddy Krueger until Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, where Freddy was once again a maniac to be feared, not laughed at. Freddy Vs Jason followed later. In it Freddy was semi-scary and semi-funny. The effort of Ronny Yu was, for the most part, a success. Other sequels and crossovers are inevitable, but the first NOES movie will always be remembered as a horror movie milestone.
His name is Freddy Krueger...and he loves children.
by NSM_13 September 16, 2005
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feddy

short for rederal; I.E. currecy; Money.
I'm all bout dat feddy and nuthin else
by Shipp December 3, 2003
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freddywhite

A Be-Mag messageboard term used to describe masturbating, invented by Emiger G. from the name of Freddy White- really horny french dude.
-Did you see Sadis new sig?
-Yeah, I totally freddywhited.

He freddywhited so much that regular porn became unattractive and he started to get turned on by muscle chick porn.
by sadi2 December 15, 2008
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fedded

The act of being caught by feds (police).
Matthew: Is that a fed over there
Dillion: Yeah, we need to dip, been fedded
Oliver: Fuck mush
by YungSKi January 7, 2018
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Frederic Chopin

A dude who wrote poems with the piano
Frederic Chopin has a deep soul to wirte the way he did.
by Froggysense February 26, 2013
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