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Hanso Foundation

"The Hanso Foundation, Reaching Out To A Better Tomorrow"
Founded by the always elusive Alvar Hanso, the Hanso Foundation has been pushing mankind towards the future for over thirty years. Using social and scientific endeavors such as LEP (Life Extention Project) and EMRI (Electro Magnetic Research Initiative) to always further humanity to a "better tomorrow".
The Hanso Foundation celebrates the birthday of its 105 year old orangutan, Joop. Experiment 626 of its Life Extention Project.
by Hugh M. August 31, 2008
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Fountain of Youth

Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.
My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.
by 69eater July 24, 2009
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And then you found 20 dollars

Something you say to someone when they're telling a really bad story.
person: So I was walking home from school today, and I dropped my Math book...
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?
by joe725 November 9, 2007
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Fountainhead it

to get a general overview from an outside source of plot and themes about a book that you want to read in order to increase your cultural literacy. And then subsequently going around pretending like you've read it when, in fact, you probably stopped mid-way through chapter 2.
"Is that Dante's Infernoyou're reading? While very good, it's an extremely difficult read... you should just Fountainhead it."
by Jeff Custer January 4, 2009
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founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.
Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
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founding fuckboy

alexander hamilton, i hear he's such a fuckboi. the founding fuckboy
by cowlan January 13, 2018
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