Flump

To have sex with a non-erect penis, just like a flump

i had a mad flump last night, didnt even get a hard on :-o

by flumpage January 24, 2009

Flumpwobbler

A person whos sole purpose is to wobble flumps

I am a flumpwobbler
He/ she is a flumpwobbler

by mb September 9, 2004

Flump

Excess fat on the body

Your flump is hanging out of your shirt.

by Sparkle911 September 3, 2011

Flump

reffering to: Muscles, a fit mans muscles.

'Woah, that dudes got FLUMP!'

by Kandy May 31, 2005

FLUMP

a chateauguay slang word for pot... It can also be the act of smoking pot where FLUMPING is also acceptable... a FLUMPER is a joint... to be FLUMPED is used but not often

Gordo took out some flump, rolled a flumper, and went out side to flump. When he was done flumping, he was totally flumped.

by the beard September 18, 2006

flumph

To shrug your shoulders carelessly at something or someone with no energy.

The arab shrugged his shoulders carelessly and said 'flumph'

by bananaaa25595 November 30, 2011

Flump

To masturbate emotionally, using the tears as lubrication.

Dave was so upset he flumped himself to sleep

To get over his break up, all Brian needed was a good flump.

by TC88 October 28, 2013