floppy watermelon

The art of placing your penis underneath an elderly woman's boob and thrusting, thus causing it to flop and turn a watermelon-red color.

"Dude, your grandma was smokin last night."
"Ew gross man!"
"Yeah I totally gave her a floppy watermelon. Twice."

by Dicks'n'Sizzle March 6, 2014

floppy gobbler

the flap of skin over the clit which is usualy used as an insult

man that guy was a floppy gobbler

by cody cox May 13, 2005

Floppy fish

To be a constant ditcher of plans

person 1:you know Joanna ?
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.

by collin hassler February 6, 2012

Floppy Flop

Tripping somebody who deserved it.

come over here so i can floppy flop you

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

floppy disk

a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet

floppy disks suck

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

floppy twat

A over used Twat that has a hanging labia. The Labia stretches out from the outer lips and flops about.

I saw this chicks pussy.....she must fuck alot cuz she has some floppy twat.

by Hawiian Sexy May 6, 2006

Floppy Doofer

A limp penis. Not hard.

Maxwell's got a floppy doofer.

by Fish hook September 11, 2004